Mommy, when I grow up…
From the ‘oh, I am so happy to have a son’ department comes this tale of one Cheshire woman’s battle to keep her daughters from working at Scores. The Peekaboo pole is… well it’s a pole. A stripper pole if you want to get technical. A stripper pole that had been for sale at Tesco, Britain’s number one chain in the children’s toy section. You know, for those early bloomers in your life. From the product description:
“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars”.
Look, I love strippers. I love strip clubs. I prefer that strip clubs be full of strippers. But I also like to live with the myth that all beautiful strippers are plying their trade to pay for law school. It would bring some serious creepiness to the table if I had to imagine 5 year old girls being primed for stripping by their well meaning uncles via this particular Christmas gift. Seriously, what the fuck? I demand to meet the genius/idiot who got this through a planning meeting.
In fairness to Tesco, the product is now only for sale online and will be sold as an adult fitness item. That would make this a perfect companion to the personal massager you just bought.
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