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Drop the pasties citizen

So while sifting through the always fascinating Worcester city ordinances looking for shit just like this, I find a truly wonderful gem in the section regarding:
§ 5. Conduct and Attire in Places Licensed to Sell Alcoholic Beverages
Section b. states…

b) Except as otherwise authorized by law, it is forbidden to employ or permit any person including entertainers in or on licensed premises while unclothed or in such attire so as to expose to view or to display the naked aureola, pubic hair, the cleft of the buttocks, the anus, vulva or genitals.

Now surely all you disciples of School Committee member Monfredo’s “Worcester the city that reads” program caught that slip. It seems that since at least 1996 we have had no restrictions on beautiful, naked breasts in our local dens of sin, just an out right ban on deities wearing their halos in public. So please ladies, next time you see me out at one of our fine local watering holes, feel free to flash your tits in the name of law and order. I thank you in advance.

Link (p. 136 if you’re keeping score)