Papers Please

One of our well placed spies let out word that the State Police will be be in town this weekend, looks like it might be a nice couple of days to get the bikes out.

THANKS TO A GRANT PROVIDED BY THE
GOVERNOR’S HIGHWAY SAFETY BUREAU, a “SOBRIETY CHECKPOINT” WILL BE HELD IN THE COUNTY LISTED BELOW:
COUNTY: Worcester
DATE: Saturday, June 9, 2007 into Sunday June 10, 2007
Specified Area: Worcester

Overheard in the Woo

Thursday 8/10/06 1500 hrs at the Chandler St Post Office

Old man at counter: Sir, can you tape this package for me?

Douche bag male postal worker: We don’t tape packages. We sell tape.

Old man: You used to tape things for me?

Douche bag postal worker: Yea, and I used to be 15 years old. That was along time ago as well. The tape is on the wall.

And yet sales of stamps continue to decline… go figure.