Dear Jim it’s me margaret

I was just playing around on congress.org when I noticed that constituent letters are available. If you thought letters to the editor were the pinnacle of batshit insanity you must check these out. Anonymous for the protection of those who like writing letters to congressional leaders while drinking (not that I would ever do that, Congressman McGovern), but still a riot. Here are a few highlights:

To: Rep. James McGovern
February 15, 2008
Pretty please, use my hard earned tax dollars for something that is going to improve society. Let MLB and NFL govern themselves, the government should have more important issues to deal with. You don’t see me standing over the fry boy at McDonalds making sure the fries are cooked.

To: Rep. James McGovern
December 12, 2007
$13.5billion?! What a blatant give-away to Big Oil! This is exactly the kind of issue that convinces us disgruntled voters that the government in Washington does NOT represent OUR interests. If the Democrats cave in on this one, they deserve to be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail

To: Rep. James McGovern
November 30, 2007
The surge is working because a dead enemy is a good thing. A dead enemy cannot kill Americans and our loyal allies. A pity it took you geniuses so long to figure that out.
Let’s bring back the nightly body count! Show the numbers and be proud of what our military is doing to protect America and the rest of the world from this Islamic evil.
Oh by the way, the last time I looked over my history books and the Koran, I see no reference to Islam being a “religion of peace” so please stop kissing the asses of the Saudis by saying that. Didn’t you get that message from September 11, the beheadings, the murders and the burning of bodies?
Semper Fi

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