In other news…

Worcester hero to the stupid Henry Ventura Landa, who was accused last month of urinating on Wrangler brand jeans in a local Wal-Mart has had his case continued without a finding. Now personal feelings on Wal-Mart and Wrangler brand jeans aside, I’m not sure this is the appropriate use of the CWOF plea. Personally, I think anyone who harbors the desire to pee on consumer goods they have yet to purchase should be identified and shunned by society. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking water-sports, diaper fetishists, people who drink allot and urinate OUTside of buildings or even folks who urinate on their own clothing for fun… but the people who want to pee on someone else’s clothes without permission, we kinda need to keep a good eye on.

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