I’ll give you something to cry about
Elly Kulesza. Truly the non-story of this young century. Yet Worcesters own three year old airline terrorist has made more noise, both literally and figuratively, than Alberto Gonzalezs’ recent denial of the right of habeas corpus. For those of you who have better things to do with your time than track the opinions of approximately 100 slightly inconvenienced Florida vacationers, here’s a recap:
1. Three year old cries on a plane
2. Three year old crying on plane becomes news(!?)
3. Fark
4. Shock and awe
Yup, thats about it. And to think, the sun still managed to rise this morning. The only point of interest resulting from this silliness is Diane Williamsons yet to be confirmed claim that the Kulesza story is the the second most linked story in the T&G archive. The first, not surprisingly, involves a two headed kitten from Millbury. If I’m not mistaken the rules of Worcester media now require that young Elly fight the two headed kitten in this springs celebrity boxing event at the Palladium. If last weeks tantrum is any indication, the smart money is on ‘kitty‘
Apparently Williamson missed it the first time around, but Joel Stein has some excellent advice for her.
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This site had a posting on this article as well.
Here’s what I think. The parents should have taken the tickets, sold them for profit and bought themselves a nice big bottle of wine. Then, they should have invited all their friends over had a nice laugh at the made for TV movie they were just a part of and called it a day INSTEAD of calling all over the place telling their sad tale. But, then again, Ms. Williamson needs to write about SOMETHING.
They now have a public poll posted right under Diane’s story!