Capt Crazy Pants strikes the Woo

I’ve been waiting for some confirmation on this all morning, but it appears that a poorly thought out suicide attempt occurred this AM at the Congregational Church on Chestnut St.

From the T&G:

A man wearing a crown of thorns and a black robe perched himself on the rooftop cross at the old Chestnut Street Congregational Church for almost five hours early today.

At one point the man threatened to jump, according to police Sgt. Gary J. Quitadamo.

Police negotiators spoke with the man throughout the morning before the man jumped 10 feet onto scaffolding, where he was restrained by police. It was shortly before 9 a.m.

What’s left out of this story is the aforementioned man was wearing only crown of thorns and a black robe, according to first hand accounts. As in Capt Crazy pants was pantless today. I’ll buy a beer for the first reader who gets me a picture (video gets an Irish car-bomb). Looks like I owe the ancient order of editors a beer…
Capt Crazy Pants

The only question remaining is; In this day and age where does a crazy person get a crown of thorns? I for one, can’t wait to hear the story behind this gentleman’s morning.
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