Bestiality or good wholesome entertainment
So I’ll admit that I’m a fan of ‘Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe’ on the Discovery Channel. While the rest of you are watching American Idol I’m investigating possible, yet previously unexplored, employment opportunities for myself such as Catfish Noodler. This past Saturday, I spent a nice quiet night at home with the family for which we invited Mr. Rowe over to tell us about artificial insemination in horses and I believe I now possess proof that the censors have indeed lost their minds. In this episode Mike heads over to some horse ranch, clearly staffed by perverts and probably the kind of place you read about every so often where they catch a few otherwise normal folk fellating the studs. The fascinating procedure of making horse babies is handled manually on both sides, with an artificial vagina for the stud and elbow deep in horse vagina with a pipette and syringe on the receiving end. Pretty normal stuff for anyone who has watched even a little Japanese pornography.
But here’s where I got confused.
When Mike was manually stimulating the stud’s 20 foot long, giant horse penis with an artificial vagina they had a 20 foot long censor blur covering the horse appendage. Maybe the horse was shy and 20 feet is average at best for a horse and he requested it be covered, but it seemed a little odd that my sensitive eyes were being protected from witnessing a horse penis that was very unlikely to stir any sort of sexual desire in myself or the Lady. Maybe you haven’t noticed this, but horses do not usually wear pants, they walk around with their giant horse penis’ wagging freely in the breeze all the time, rarely resulting in spontaneous acts of bestiality. So the stud gets censored. It was a little weird but I got over it as someone, clearly more intelligent than myself, was looking out for me. But if that is the case, and horse genitalia are in fact dangerous to humanity, then why no blur when Mike went elbow deep into horse vagina? Mike washed, dried and buffed the horse vagina then had his entire arm lubed up inserting it elbow deep. I found this in no way stimulating either, but when they flashed to the horses eyes perking as mike shoved his arm in, I did feel kinda bad. Whereas the stud received a handjob comfortably behind a censors blur, the lady horse got fisted by a human with no pay off and fully exposed to the home audience. So I ask you dear reader. What is it about a pleasurable experience for a horse penis that poses such a threat to American life that you must be protected from it at all costs, when a horse vagina can be molested in plain sight?
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great, you may have no problem with it, but thanks to your description i now have to windex the bottom side of my desk. thanks a fuckload!
i once did those things to alyssa burns
It’s like that with everything. Not just animals. Take movies for example, when a woman is nude in a movie it’s just called nudity, when a man is nude it’s called graphic nudity. There is something about the male genitals that really freaks people out, or it could just be that EVERY person that is reviewing this material is male & has a problem with seeing a huge horse penis on his television.