The best children’s shows ever
This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen. Crazy on a level where HR Pufnstuf starts to make sense. This is the kind of crazy ass shit that makes me want to move to Japan.
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Parade Day round up
This past Sunday was Parade Day in the Big Woo, the local St Patrick’s Day parade is as big here as in any city with deep Irish Catholic roots. It’s your standard celebration of nothing in particular with a total disregard for fashion. All in all just another nonevent; here’s my gripe, on Parade Day local law enforcement has a long standing, unwritten policy to ignore all infractions of the law short of thumping old ladies and vomiting on infants. This is all fine by me, one day of the year when people can drink booze outside like big boys and girls and enjoy their city is better than nothing. But why just St Patty’s Day?
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The dictionary is wrong
food•ie
n. Slang.
A person who has an ardent or refined interest in food; a gourmet: “in the culinary fast lane, where surprises are expected and foodies beg to be thrilled” (Boston Globe).
This is not the definition of foodie. Sorry to break it to those of you who’ve latched on to and grown to love this foolish term. The actual definition is:
Person who feels defining themselves based on their culinary snobbery will convince the rest of us to ignore the fact the ‘foodie’ is overweight.
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Bestiality or good wholesome entertainment
So I’ll admit that I’m a fan of ‘Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe’ on the Discovery Channel. While the rest of you are watching American Idol I’m investigating possible, yet previously unexplored, employment opportunities for myself such as Catfish Noodler. This past Saturday, I spent a nice quiet night at home with the family for which we invited Mr. Rowe over to tell us about artificial insemination in horses and I believe I now possess proof that the censors have indeed lost their minds. In this episode Mike heads over to some horse ranch, clearly staffed by perverts and probably the kind of place you read about every so often where they catch a few otherwise normal folk fellating the studs. The fascinating procedure of making horse babies is handled manually on both sides, with an artificial vagina for the stud and elbow deep in horse vagina with a pipette and syringe on the receiving end. Pretty normal stuff for anyone who has watched even a little Japanese pornography.
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Extra Special
Art, meet the Department of Homeland Security
A sticker on a bicycle that said “this bike is a pipe bomb” caused a scare Thursday at Ohio University that shut down four buildings before authorities learned the message was the name of a punk rock band, a university spokesman said.
Design on a Dime
Just nitpicking today, nothing to see here.
I was looking for a friends business website yesterday and was pretty upset to see it was all done in flash, including the navigation (don’t get me started on the annoying background music; what, you don’t want people to use your site at work?). You know the kind of sites I’m talking about, where you cant actually reference a particular page because the URL stays static. Read more
