Under God the people rule

Normally it would be HUGE news that the House in South Dakota had passed a sweeping ban on abortions in state.  However the news is sure to be lost in the shadow of legislation SD lawmakers passed last week which is screeching to the forefront of the national stage, protecting YOUR right to ride a horse while drunk.

Just so we’re all on the same page, this abortion legislation ignores the widely accepted provision of abortion for the sake of a woman’s health.  So if you were prego while visiting Mount Rushmore and a crazy drunken cowboy hit you with his trusty steed, rupturing your placenta causing hemorrhaging on par with the Missouri River during the spring melt, you would die.  Sucks to be you prego lady, God must be punishing you for being a whore.  The cowboy however, being protected in his God given right to operate a horse while intoxicated will be allowed to ride off into the sunset to get gay with all the other cowboys; and win an Oscar for his performance. 

Welcome to Midterm election season America!

Post by: Brendan | February 10, 2006 | Filed Under everything else 

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2 Responses to “Under God the people rule”

  1. sayuncle on February 13th, 2006 7:01 am

    What if he got his horse pregnant? Nevermind.

  2. Billy Adams on March 2nd, 2006 2:44 pm

    hahahahaha



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