Quote of the week?
Cheney has not commented personally on the shooting or acknowledged any error. Mary Matalin, a Cheney adviser, has said that Cheney “felt badly” about the incident, but she added that “he was not careless or incautious” and did not violate any hunting rules. “He didn’t do anything he wasn’t supposed to do,” Matalin said.
Right. Except for that whole shooting your hunting partner in the chest thing.
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Under God the people rule
Normally it would be HUGE news that the House in South Dakota had passed a sweeping ban on abortions in state. However the news is sure to be lost in the shadow of legislation SD lawmakers passed last week which is screeching to the forefront of the national stage, protecting YOUR right to ride a horse while drunk.
Just so we’re all on the same page, this abortion legislation ignores the widely accepted provision of abortion for the sake of a woman’s health. So if you were prego while visiting Mount Rushmore and a crazy drunken cowboy hit you with his trusty steed, rupturing your placenta causing hemorrhaging on par with the Missouri River during the spring melt, you would die. Sucks to be you prego lady, God must be punishing you for being a whore. The cowboy however, being protected in his God given right to operate a horse while intoxicated will be allowed to ride off into the sunset to get gay with all the other cowboys; and win an Oscar for his performance.
Welcome to Midterm election season America!
F-you craigs list
Quite possibly the best thing to happen to Worcester since, well, since me.
Duncan Arsenault has kindly assembled an online classified ad service catering to the wants and needs of the Big Woo.

It’s only been up for two days or so and I already sold a laptop I’ve been pushing on Ebay for months.
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Thank you Cingular
I bought my house a year and a half ago. The very first thing when I did when I got to the showing was check my mobile to see what kind of service I had. As it turned out I had none. This was an odd thing to discover as I could pretty much throw a rock at the Cingular tower that sits up the street from my place, but we got a great deal on the house and i overlooked this technological shortcoming. Since then I’ve gotten used to my VoIP service from Vonage, the first land line I had in about 3 years. But last night something funny happened, I was sitting on my couch throwing some appointments in my Treo and BAM! 4 bars of service. The timing couldn’t be better as I was planning on heading up to the towers myself and just reaiming them for my betterment, which would have probably killed service for the rest of western Worcester and surely ended in my own death by electrocution. This saves us all some trouble and me a hospital stay or jail time courtesy of the FCC.
So thanks Cingular, you still have shitty CS and over priced data plans. But for this moment in time, I love you.
If you live in an area with marginal service, or are traveling to an area you think may leave you without, heres a pretty cool site that lets you take a look at both the towers in your area and rate the service. link
The all singing, All dancing…
My greatest fear has been realized. Bollywood is remaking Fight Club, as a musical.
Cant they just stick to flicks they might be able to improve upon by adding a song and dance number? Like the Star Wars trilogy?
