JARTS

I have made it my mission in life to acquire a full set of lawn darts. Not the pansy ass darts with the big plastic cups; I want the sharp, pointy JARTS known as ’sliders’. If you think your grandmother might have a set in her garage just waiting to se the light of day please email me at buckpaxton@gmail.com

If everything goes as planned, I will be organizing Worcester’s first “death from above” tournament at the end of the summer.

Please don’t email me to tell me these are illegal, you would be missing the point. Thanks!

Post by: Brendan | July 24, 2005 | Filed Under everything else 

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7 Responses to “JARTS”

  1. Jennifer on August 8th, 2005 6:08 pm

    B-
    It’s entirely possible that my parents still have my old set of sliders in their shed somewhere. I’ve requested that they search for them and if they are still hanging around, they will be available for use this weekend.

    You’re excited now, I can just tell.
    *snort*

  2. Paxton on August 8th, 2005 6:13 pm

    Excitement does not quite do justice to what just happened in my pants.

  3. BigPimpin' on August 15th, 2005 2:27 pm

    I played Jarts this weekend for hours and hours. Two things needed for a REAL game of Jarts….massive amounts of alcohol and bare feet. All players must be in bare feet.
    Please keep me posted of the progress fo Death From Above. I, and those like me, would be very interested.
    PS….I know someone who has 2 full sets!!!!!!!!!!

  4. ellie on August 17th, 2005 3:54 pm

    I just listed a set on my craigslist. You can see photos at the URL above. Will ship UPS ground.

  5. Laura Maas on August 28th, 2005 10:17 pm

    Did you find a set of jarts yet? I several different sets by different companies–some are sliders, all are the kind that poke your eye out of your head! I wouldn’t own any other kind!
    Laura

  6. russ davis on July 30th, 2006 2:25 pm

    hi, i just bought a set of jarts in it’s original box. it had both rings, two blue jarts, two red jarts, and two replacement fins. they are not sliders, but if you are interested, let me know. good luck with your search.

  7. kyleL on September 19th, 2006 4:19 pm

    http://www.myspace.com/jartfest07

    “a celebration of puncture wounds”

    coming the summer of 07′ 2 the one & only dart grounds of niggas field, manch-hattan NH a tourney of the ONLY illegal lawn recreation in the US….. in keeping w/ the banned by the government theme we will also b featuring a 3 wheeler demo….

    http://www.myspace.com/jartfest07



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