I throttled a 12 yo girl in badminton

It’s true. I don’t think she knew what was up when she asked in a sweet 12 yo girl voice, “can I play please?”.
I take the shuttlecock very serious.
I would like to thank my partner in pre pubescent beat downs, the multi talented Robin Tinker, for her support. Before you criticize me for being mean to children, I also throttled a 30 yo Mike Mars.

And a big thank you to my friends Tina and Louie for allowing me to get drunk at their wedding. Nice times.

Post by: Brendan | July 24, 2005 | Filed Under everything else 

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3 Responses to “I throttled a 12 yo girl in badminton”

  1. MRMJR on July 24th, 2005 12:45 pm

    Let’s not forget how well you did at horse shoes you hit the pit 2 times which was good (better then the Paxton special which was fall about 3 feet short of the pit). And yes you did beat a 12 year old at “retard tennis” you were even nice enough to give her my spot after Kim and I were beating you down, so if you managed to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat after I was on the side lines (I got stuck holding the young gal’s crutches and inhaler).
    I also thank teens and buh buh for having a great wedding and letting me bare witness to the sports machine which is PAXTON.

  2. Paxton on July 24th, 2005 12:51 pm

    Dude, get over it. You and the lady couldn’t handle my overhand shuttlecock smash of doom so you bailed out.

  3. uncle on July 29th, 2005 9:29 am

    you da one! oh yeah.



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