You don’t have to like him…

But you have to admit he’s thorough.
It would seem that Michael Moore interviewed CIA chief hopeful Porter Goss back in March and he admitted being unqualified to get a job with the CIA today. Now there is obviously a ton of spin on this, Goss worked as an agent for the CIA years ago. Before he went on to become a millionaire and congressman.
Funny how that works; spy -> millionaire -> congressman.
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Lick this

The US postal service has opened up a trial program which will allow you to create your own stamps. Just upload your own homebrew porn, give it a lick, and send it off to mom on her mother’s day card!

This is the best thing the postal service has given us since they invented killing your coworkers.
Now if only the treasury would let me start photoshoping my own currency again…

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About to loose it

Exactly how much noise dose your neighbors new puppy need to make before it becomes acceptable to throw a brick at it?

Sex offenders online

Massachusetts became the 43rd state to open a level 3 sex offender registry, online, to the public today. As far as I can see I’m not listed, that’s good news. Anyone want to guess when we will start seeing property values start to drop across the state?

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You can’t read that! Oops, just kidding.

What is going on here? In the course of 1 month the Justice Department has decided we as Americans could do without elections and has now decided that you don’t need information regarding you’re legal rights anymore(the order has since been rescinded). Well specifically legal pamphlets that would help you in getting back stuff that the government stole from you.

I think everyone in the US should go out of their way, whether you despise this country or love it, to read the U.S Constitution today. Just for fun, thanks.

American Library Association press release

U.S Constitution

Need help staying creative?

This has got to be the most useful list of ways for creative people to stay creative, and let it happen naturally. This is from Hugh Macleod and his site gapingvoid.com.

6. Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten.

Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with books on algebra etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the creative bug is just a wee voice telling you, “I’d like my crayons back, please.”

gapingvoid.com

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