Baby paxton needs your help!

Ok so I’m having a kid in a few months, actually it’s a joint effort between me and the kids mother who is actually carrying the citrus sized child at this time. Point being, it has come to my attention that you need a way to get a child around once it’s womb free and I’m told that just using your arms just doesn’t cut it. So I’m asking that someone buy me, or more appropriately, my yet to be named child this stroller. It’s the latest in Euro-baby shwag and I think the child needs one. At only 800 beans someone must have some cheap grey market models they need to move?